So its Christmas, a lot has happened since I last blogged,
and so before the Christmas shenanigans begin and the New Year let down, as it
inevitably is starts to loom, I thought it about time I put some of my
wandering thoughts down on paper. So in no particular order, what’s new in my world ?
Well the Boy is new. Well, he isn’t new he has been around for 38 years
(he may kill me for that) but he is new to me, and new to most of you too,
although I have done, in my humble opinion a rather fantastic job of trying to
introduce to him as many of you as possible. The slightly terrified look on his
face whenever I say the words ‘we have a dinner with some friends this week’ is
testament to how many of you I have shown him off too. He also gets a massive
gold star for remembering 99% of you. So he is what’s new in my world, he is
also what’s happy in my world (cue sentimental ridiculousness comments here),
being that he is quite unbelievably awesome. However this is what you should
expect when your Mother orders your boyfriend off the internet. Don’t raise
your eyebrows at the computer, no Pauline hasn’t worked out how to shop online
at all, I am indeed joking. I do however believe that someone put a list of
things that would suit me perfectly and then checked them off next to his name
and then sent him my way. Sadly no one did the same for him, and he is left
wondering how this happened to him. However we do hope he never works it out J
The Science Festival is over, and it surpassed even my own
expectations, all the months of rages and tears and damn hard work paid off.
Yes I was rewarded with a new scar on my leg where a small child was so
desperate to get inside the Festival that he kicked me out of his way as he
hurtled towards the door. Small child was wearing tiny little boots, that I
believe had steel toe caps, and so as I was left bleeding (fact) he hurtled off
into the festival, followed at a more sedate pace by his Mother, who
occasionally yelled encouraging things such as, ‘quick before anyone else gets
there’ and ‘Just ask for 2 of everything’ as he bounced off our theatre tickets
desk. It was indeed a spectacle. Watching 3000 kids a day line up and troop
into the hall, with excited little faces and their too big uniforms was a
little bit sweet. Watching them leave not looking so tidy whilst clutching
windmills and mini robots and frantically shoving cereal bars in their faces
was practically heady. I did however get to meet the Boss. Yes, the main man
himself H.H. Sheikh Mohamed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, our Crown Prince. Not only did
he shake my hand and pronounce it a pleasure (I always knew I had an awesome
handshake, and we all know it’s a pleasure to meet me, so no surprises there),
he requested a photograph, and then very nicely told me to enjoy my stay. My only
worry out of this exchange is that he knows something I do not, I mean after
all he is the man in the know, and he seems to think my time here is limited. I
shall keep you posted on my movements, however I am avoiding blacked out trucks
and people with bags. So the festival is done, with over 121,000 people through
its doors I was quite rightly the most tired person ever. It is done though,
and as I said I was so annoyed with the festival I was going to beat it into
submission, I got very close, it came back at me for a couple of rounds, but in
the end, and after a stewards enquiry I was declared the Victor. I cant tell
you yet what my spoils were, but it’s an emphatic return to Music. Which whilst
I am still the most tired person alive, is still making me grin. I almost am
bursting with excitement and the need to tell people but as always my lips are
not only sealed, but stapled and glued shut. I am however fully shouting from
the rooftops about ColdPlay
I am fully in the Christmas Spirit, it took me a little longer,
thanks to being felled, literally by a bug / virus / fatigue thing. Apparently
according to the fully crazy Dr I saw ( the usual magician I see had dared to
go on holiday) I had fatigue of the muscles as well as a virus. So on the same
day that my poor Mothers Christmas tree crashed to the ground in front of her
eyes, so did her daughter. That was a bad day for the Mothership. A cracked
tree and a knacked Daughter. It also was a bad omen for my poor boy, who spent
his birthday cooking me bacon sarnies and cuddling me while I cried. I manned
up for the present giving, although it was done in my Pyjamas, and then dug
deep and headed out for his Birthday dinner, which by any means was a
resounding success. Red wine, steak and chips and a whole lot of laughter meant
that the day was not lost altogether, plus I have a sneaky suspicion that the
QPR football club cakes were a definite winner …. Many girlfriend brownie
points gained there (swiftly lost again during the ‘please note your girlfriend
is rubbish when ill’ period swiftly following the birthday).
So Christmas is now truly nearly on our doorstep and I for once am
done ahead of time, I am being overly smug about this, and its not helping
anyone, or making anyone like me very much. It is however making me feel much
better about Christmas and the Redding Family tradition of ‘best present’ as
ever we are competing, to see who gives the best gift. Not in terms of money or
size but in terms of thought. I think I have this sewn up. Then again I think
that every year. So let’s wait and see.
In the meantime I will be finalizing my event report for the
Science Festival, and looking forward to the arrival of Chris and the gang, New
Years Eve is going to be damn cold, damn amazing and I get to spend it with my
damn fine boyfriend, and Coldplay (coldplay coming a close second) which I cant
wait for, ringing in our first new year together to fireworks and live music, doesn’t
get much better than that for me.
So on that note I wish you all a festive weekend and my wish is
that you spend it wherever you are, with friends and family, and that you laugh
and smile and forget all your worries for one day. For those of you who are my
Kandora wearing friends, please excuse us while we all go a little insane, its
like Eid, just with a tree.
Much love and festive sparkles
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